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The "Mountain" is the metaphorical (and sometimes literal) challenge: the ascent of crafting, carrying, and consuming this protein-packed pillar in a high-altitude, low-oxygen environment.

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Disclaimer: This guide is satirical. Do not attempt to climb a mountain made of preserved meat products. The "Mountain" is the metaphorical (and sometimes literal)

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